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I particularly like this one;
This was written last year by a Winnipeg anon but we never got to sing it.
On the 1st Day of Christmas, Ron Hubbard took from me,
The last bits of my dignity.
On the 2nd Day of Christmas, Ron Hubbard took from me,
2 loving parents and The last bits of my dignity.
On the 3rd Day of Christmas, Ron Hubbard took from me,
3 of my children, 2 loving parents and The last bits of my dignity.
On the 4th Day of Christmas, Ron Hubbard took from me,
4 years of college, 3 of my children, 2 loving parents and The last bits of my dignity.
On the 5th Day of Christmas, Ron Hubbard took from me,
5 HUNDRED GRAND .... 4 years of college, 3 of my children, 2 loving parents and The last bits of my dignity.
On the 6th Day of Christmas, Ron Hubbard took from me,
6 engrams hurting, 5 HUNDRED GRAND .... 4 years of college, 3 of my children, 2 loving parents and The last bits of my dignity.
On the 7th Day of Christmas, Ron Hubbard took from me,
7 psych drugs working, 6 engrams hurting, 5 HUNDRED GRAND .... 4 years of college, 3 of my children, 2 loving parents and The last bits of my dignity.
On the 8th Day of Christmas, Ron Hubbard took from me,
8 body thetans, 7 psych drugs working, 6 engrams hurting, 5 HUNDRED GRAND .... 4 years of college, 3 of my children, 2 loving parents and The last bits of my dignity.
On the 9th Day of Christmas, Ron Hubbard took from me,
9 censored websites, 8 body thetans, 7 psych drugs working, 6 engrams hurting, 5 HUNDRED GRAND .... 4 years of college, 3 of my children, 2 loving parents and The last bits of my dignity.
On the 10th Day of Christmas, Ron Hubbard took from me,
10 xenu implants, 9 censored websites, 8 body thetans, 7 psych drugs working, 6 engrams hurting, 5 HUNDRED GRAND .... 4 years of college, 3 of my children, 2 loving parents and The last bits of my dignity.
On the 11th Day of Christmas, Ron Hubbard took from me,
11 closest friends, 10 xenu implants, 9 censored websites, 8 body thetans, 7 psych drugs working, 6 engrams hurting, 5 HUNDRED GRAND .... 4 years of college, 3 of my children, 2 loving parents and The last bits of my dignity.
On the 12th Day of Christmas, Ron Hubbard took from me,
12 anons rickrolling,
11 closest friends,
10 xenu implants,
9 censored websites,
8 body thetans,
7 psych drugs working,
6 engrams hurting,
5 HUNDRED GRAND ....
4 years of college,
3 of my children,
2 loving parents
and The last bits of my dignity.
